Freaky Food Shit
- I am obsessed with these...they're the most awesome thing in the entire world that isn't human.
- Or maybe things that are human...depends on the day.
- I don't like potato chips anymore...WTF???
- I am finding the need to be Quality Control Officer of the Oreos in our house. I am "testing" them before giving them to the Crazies. After all, my kids only deserve the best and who am I to give them an Oreo that doesn't perfectly match up on all sides?
- I am cutting back on coffee and alcohol...WTF?
- Sister suggested it to help with the vertigo...I'll try anything at this point.
- Apparently she hates me (or really loves me). LOL!!
- Figures that my first night of no wine happens to be the night that Hailey decides to fall down the stairs.
- No, she didn't really decide to do that.
- In other news, when I'm stressed, I turn toward salty, briney, marinated foods rather than chocolate. What's what all about? I love marinated mushrooms right out of the jar. Pickles, olives, artichoke hearts, cocktail onions, anything like that. Is there a name for that?
- After I imbibe in some marinated goodness, I start hunting for chocolate...literally hunting.
- I spend so much time thinking about lunch for the Crazies that I end up with a frozen lunch...WTF?
- I don't eat ice cream b/c I'm too lazy to fiddle with the spoon.
- I can only drink seltzer anymore...flat water bores me.
- Every week that I do something for myself (haircut, manicure, facial, etc), I am not getting sushi...I miss my sushi. Money doesn't grow on trees though! If it did, I would love Autumn...and raking...Spring and Summer would drive me nuts though b/c I'd just be waiting for my money to fall off the tree so I could spend it!
- What are your weird food things?
