So, as our lovely governor of California would say...
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| What a hunk of man meat, huh? He's too much for me, but go Maria Shriver...handle that! | (Image credit) |
It's not a tumor! I wasn't really worried about a brain tumor, but more of a benign tumor resting on a part of my inner ear. Okay, maybe I was a little worried about a brain tumor, but we didn't see one, did we? Yes, I showed you my brain...what a winner.
So, it looks like it was part of a virus from the never ending cold that settled in my ear. I just have to wait it out. Also, since alcohol seems to make it worse, I'm off that for a while...until my brain gets its fucking act together recalibrates (yeah, sounds shitty to me too). The wine thing hasn't been a problem, I just switched to tea...cheaper, and I've already lost 2 pounds.
He also mentioned dehydration (as many people have) being a factor and how dry the houses are right now. He isn't kidding...if I didn't have an IUD, my uterus may look like a raisin by now! YIKES!!! It's like living in a really cold desert...doesn't that sound like the suckiest place on Earth???
So, there you have it. I'm relatively normal.
In other news, I was driving the Crazies home from preschool yesterday and had this little conversation:
Mommy: Did you have fun at school today?
Hailey: Daddy at work?
Mommy: Yes, Daddy's at work today.
Hailey: Oh...I no yike Mommy.
Matt: I love Daddy.
Hailey: Yeah...I love Daddy too.
Mommy: Does anyone love Mommy today:
Both (casually, as if they aren't ripping my heart out): Nah...
P.S. I just saw something about books for blogging...come on, is it really that hard?
P.S. I just saw something about books for blogging...come on, is it really that hard?
