Hailey: Matt sick.
Daddy: Yes, Matt's sick.
Hailey: I SICK!!! (whine, weep, tantrum, twists body around for no apparent reason)
Mommy: No, you're not sick...you're fine.
Hailey: I SICK!!!
Mommy: Okay, what hurts?
Hailey: I SICK!!!
Mommy: Yes, I'm sick too...
Hailey: (confused look)
Mommy: Sick of hearing you say that over and over again...
Daddy: (laughter = WIN!!!)
Matt: (sits on couch not moving...that's how we know)
Poor kid! Off to the doctor on a lovely Saturday morning!
