- Good morning. I would like to return the tankini that I purchased with
this order. It doesn't fit and I'm not sure who I was kidding by
holding onto it for so long, but it just doesn't fit. I did remove the
liner, but have not worn the suit. I am unsure if I can find my packing
slip, but figured I would run it by you in terms of what I can do here
to return this suit. I don't even mind exchanging it for another suit,
but after having twins, a tankini is no longer my friend. Let me know
what my recourse is here. I will gladly send it back to your company,
but just wanted to know how you would handle this. When I looked at
your return policy, I did not notice a limitation on days from purchase,
so I'm hoping we can make this happen. Thanks so much, Rebecca (emailed to Athleta.com...they sent me a very nice reply email...guess they get this a lot...and OMG...I ordered it in February)
- You got a tracking number on that lounger? My ass is not meant to sit on grass. (to Husband)
Sorry I missed you...I was trying to order balloons for my mother's retirement and keep an eye on the kids. That would mean 10x the normal concentration for me as I had to choose colors (gasp), decide on a delivery date (the horror), and make sure my kids didn't run each other over (impossible). Then I actually had t...o give information like addresses, names, credit card numbers...do people think I'm Superwoman that I can do all the stuff at the same time??? (posted on my friend, Thepriceisright's, FB wall) Then I wrote: don't make fun of me...it was like i was performing brain surgery at the same time as open heart surgery! ♥
- My back has hurt for over a month and I don't talk about it on FB...then again, I leave my pussy out of my status too and all she talks about are her pussies... (in another FB message...private this time...thank God, to Thepriceisright...we were making fun of someone's statuses and her cat)
- I tried to get them back...that's right...I tried to reinvent their private parts (on my blog...seriously...what was I talking about?)
- Send me your number too b/c i have no fucking clue if it's in my phone and I'm entirely too lazy to get up and check...however (sheeeooottt), I think I need to b/c the ringer is on LOUD b/c I'm deaf (apparently) and never hear my phone...oh, why does that matter? The kids are in bed...notice I didn't say asleep...they're in bed and God forbid they hear "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J (my boyfriend) at full volume like they did last night. Why would that happen? That's my mother's ringtone...I rule! (again...Thepriceisright...we have some pretty hysterical convos)
- Sister: he bought a kegerator
Me: ha...classic small cock present to self (messaging with sister)
- ewwww...asparagus pee! i always thought it was a myth!!! (private message to sister)
- Just tracked this b/c I never do that AFTER a delivery has been made and it says "LEFT WITH WOMAN" as the proof of delivery. They couldn't have said "LEFT WITH CUTE WOMAN?" Throw me a bone fellas!!! (private message to Husband)
Seriously...what is wrong with me???
