I have a question about poop...should I give it a capital? Poop? That's not my question...
Matt eats a lot of fruit.
Matt does not have solid poop.
At all...
Ever...
Is there something wrong with him? (That's my question)
Should we "bind him" more? More corn! More bananas! More cheese!
Is this normal?
Is it a virus?
Why am I thinking about someone else's Poop so often?
Every single time, it's a blowout. He has a blister on his tush cheek...poor kid.
It's getting better, but it's there...constantly reminding me that I didn't change his diaper the instant that he Pooped! Bad Mommy...
Maybe this is just a lingering from the virus...gross...lingering runny Poop.
Could my life get any better? (sarcastic...haha...like I had to explain to you)
Why is it never solid?
Shouldn't it be solid by this point in his life??? (That's a question)
Poor kid.
He's not in discomfort.
Should we cut back on the fruit? (That's another one of my questions)
Seriously...I need ideas...I need to see solid Poop...only my son's though...seriously...don't send me any pictures of your own little turds...seriously....I'm not interested in anyone else's Poop...ever...except for maybe Hailey.
