Friday Funyuns

Just a few things that didn't get their own post b/c if they had, you'd hate me for writing like fifty blog posts a day and we wouldn't want that, would we? Yes, I'm kind of in a "run on sentence" mood!

• When gardening with your children, don't let your fears become their fears. For example, when a young boy sees a worm and goes to pick it up, his mother should not scream in fear, push the boy away from the worm, and feel horribly guilty as young boy cries with frightened confusion.

• I had my first day EVER this week where I didn't desperately want the kids to go down for naps. We had a great morning (walk up and down the street, garden center, playing outside, lunch, reading) and they were behaving so well...this has never ever happened. I might be growing up after all!

• Transitions glasses...yes, I get it. They're protecting your eyes, but why did dorks have to make them so dorky??? I want them b/c it is a huge PITA to put sunglasses on (no one said I wasn't lazy), but are they still considered dorky?

• That Jillian Michaels show is intense...that's what made me think about the Transitions glasses. The Dad, Jimbo, was wearing them...seriously...do people really prefer "Jimbo" over "Jim?"
  

• The Crazies (well, at least the crazier one...which would be the male one) are now fluent in No-lish, No-panese, and No-hili. It's the only freaking word I hear around here.

• I'm going to hell...I have a friend, we'll call her Priceisright for today's purposes. She's incredibly pregnant and apparently swollen too (however I have yet to see pictures b/c she's refusing...no one refuses me!)...her swollenness (yes, I'm making up words now) makes me smile b/c I was a swollen girl too. Anyway, we play games...we're such bitches...we totally make fun of lame people's statuses on FB...we're going to Hell. We can have conversations for days making fun of one person...life is good when you find a soulmate like that. Think I'm mean if you want, but you know there's that one person who posts completely annoying shit that you wish you could make fun of, but you hold yourself above that sort of behavior...well, I don't...and it's freeing!!!

• Take this, no ass/thigh little girls!!! Ha! I'm going to live forever and I'll do it comfortably...with padding! Seriously though...I've been looking around and I'd like to ask a lot of women this question: Where the hell are your thighs???

• BP sucks.

• I'm so glad that I don't have balls/man parts. The Crazies are starting to realize that when Husband isn't paying attention to them, those parts are a great way to get him back in line. Hailey is using pinching while Matt really enjoys solid kicks to the groin. Poor Husband...