WTF Wednesday - Physical Abuse (admit it...you're a victim too)

• The hitting.
• The scratching.
• The kicking.
• The pinching.
• The standing on my joints.
• The excited grabbing at my very white legs which you haven't actually seen in months.
• The attention paid to my boobs in public...you don't really have to hide the shaker in my bra during Kindermusik.
• The repeated yanking/pulling of my hair.
• The resisting while I try to close the refrigerator.
• The getting poop on my hands (yes, I consider that physical abuse).
• The muscle strains I get while lifting a completely rigid child into a car seat.
• The early stage arthritis I am battling in my hands from child safety locks/car seat buckles/flies on baby jeans.
• The attention given to my eyelashes.
• The cracked cuticles and scraped knuckles received from repeatedly replacing tupperware lids in the drawer and closing it too quickly.
• The slight concussion received from being beaned in the skull by a toy telephone while playing after lunch one day.
• The using my eyebrows as a handle to climb up my frontside!
  
• The tummy...let's not even get into the tummy.
• The entirely "relaxed" (translate fat and wide) feet I'm getting from wearing sneakers/flats every.single.day.of.my.life.
• The hunchback I'm slowly gaining from walking two little kids in and out of every single building in the world.
  
• Heartbreak - this I suffer whenever I have to say "no," protect a child from his/her sibling, take away a snack cup, or generally make a little one upset (whether it makes sense or not). My heart breaks when those blue eyes look up at me and spill those big fat tears...what can I say? Maybe I'm really a sap at heart!
  

The aggressors? My little ones...brutal, aren't they?

You know you're all victims too, so link up below and describe some of the physical abuse you've endured as a parent! These kids are vicious!

Disclaimer: All of these points are exaggerated...I know there are real victims of physical abuse...I don't mean to light of this...again, it's how I get through the day sometimes.

Brag moment: I think I successfully used McLinky...tell me...did I??? I'm so badass!!! If it worked, link back to my blog...give me my props!