Play along if you want...just please link to me...I'm not fancy...I don't understand McLinky, but I do love getting new readers!
- I made it to the gym and did a medium-sized grocery shopping this morning. I got into the car and looked at the clock and it was 12:28. Yeah...I had completely forgotten about lunch! WTF!!!???!!!
- Why do kids go limp when they're upset? They're like those little things shaped like penises that are sold at Spencer's...remember those things? They have the liquid inside of them and they're really fun to play with, but have no purpose whatsoever? Yeah...that's what my kids are like. WTF???
- Snow? Again? But my roof just stopped leaking/melting on my head! WTF???
- There is dog shit all over the front lawn b/c I'm too grossed out to clean up wet dog shit. It's all squishy. WTF??
- Husband is being uber-nice lately...he is laying out my coffee in the morning (complete with sweet and low) so all I have to do is press a button, helping with the dishes, making sure there is gas in the car when I leave for tutoring, getting all of the stuff ready for donation (when all I asked was for him to remove his shit from the crates so I could do it) and all sorts of other things that I cannot recall at this moment b/c I have mush-brain. I love him for it, but WTF? I'm pretty sure this is a direct result of him being home with us for almost a week during those snowstorms. He got to see what happens here on a daily basis...and it wasn't pretty!
- Matt's sushi finger is healing like he has superpowers, but I still have a scab from a cut I got two weeks ago. Getting old much? WTF???
- How is one expected to keep their feet soft during the winter? WTF?
- My new bathing suits came today...I'm petrified to try them on. Maybe I'll have Husband do it since he's being so nice lately. One day, when I was feeling particularly fat (post-baby), he thought he was funny by putting on a pair of my jeans...and zippering them...when I could barely do that myself. Yeah...I think he owes me a bathing suit fashion show! Never thought I'd seriously ponder which room in my house has the most flattering lighting just to try on bathing suits! WTF???
- I'm going to be 36 next month. WTF???
- I'm still lactating when I could barely breastfeed in the first place. WTF???
- Why am I still trying to see if I lactate? What is wrong with me? Why do I wonder if the milk is sour? WTF???
- Ice dancing SUCKS!!! I get so mad when people on FB are all exciting about it. No one jumps. The spinning is lame. The outfits are horrible. The makeup is even worse (seriously...who is in charge of cosmetics? Drag queens?). Why do people get excited for it? WTF???
- When is Friday Night Lights coming back on? WTF???
- Dog barked during the kids' nap yesterday. WTF???
- Have two loads of laundry to put away...just my clothes...guess I didn't carry through on my New Year's "false promise/resolution." WTF?
- This wasn't quick...I said it would be a quickie b/c I was sure the kids were about to wake up from their nap, but they haven't. So, I just keep thinking about random shit and writing these annoying bullets. WTF?
Enjoy your day and take some time to say WTF?
