WTF Wednesday...something new

Some of my bloggy friends have certain things that they do on certain days (Wordless Wednesday where you post a picture that "says" a thousand words, Way Back Wednesday where you find an old picture and reminisce). I can't remember all of those things, so I'm going to come up with my own. My first one is WTF Wednesday...where you write all of the random things in your life that make you say WTF???

• Matt hit me across the bridge of the nose with a lego yesterday and ran like hell when he saw the look on my face...WTF?
• A devastating earthquake in Haiti? WTF? Can't those people catch a break?
• I love having the "one nap schedule," but is so tired at the end of the day that I can't spell my own name. WTF?
• Adding another day of tutoring...WTF?
• Did 80 push-ups Monday...real push-ups...WTF?
• O'Brien/Leno feud...WTF? Does anyone really care?
• Simon Cowell leaving American Idol...can we say canceled? Glad I barely watch it anymore...there would be no time left for The Biggest Loser. WTF?
• Buying children's costume jewelry from China...WTF?
• Christmas stuff is still out in some parts of my house...WTF?
• Stupid, huge, diesel powered, high riding, loud, annoying, pick-up trucks...WTF? I just don't get it.
• Legos...WTF?
  
• These next few weeks are C-R-A-Z-Y!!! Between my tutoring schedule picking up and Bill interviewing like a madman, we are nuts!!! We'll be lucky if we even know our birthdates by the time all of this is done. Wish us luck! WTF?
• The kids got accepted into their 2's program for the Fall...can you believe it? School? Already? God help their teachers! WTF?
• Please, snow, melt already...I can't stand looking at your dirty crusty leftovers...WTF?

I think that's all for now. I'm sure more will crop up during the day, but I'll forget it because immediately after something witty pops into my head, it will be replaced with the normal dull blur (what's for lunch? do I smell poop? how did that get there? ouch...stepped on another lego) that being a mother of two nutty twins brings you!

Addition #1 for the day: My kids are sitting on the dog bed eating dog hair like it's a frigging wine tasting...WTF??? Did someone slip me drugs while I was pregnant? This is craziness!!!

Addition #2 for the day: All of my dirty clothes are on the second floor, but my washer/dryer is in the basement. WTF???