This morning, I had him pinned down. I removed the diaper from under his bum. I had the wipe in hand. I go in for the big swipe...and miss landing the side of my hand squarely against one still dirty ass cheek. He moved at the very last second...he's a freaking contortionist! It was horrible. I hate when that happens and just had to share b/c I know I'm not the only one. All you want to do is jump up and down, scream "ewwwww!," and submerge your hand in boiling water, but you can't. You must continue with the diaper change and act as if nothing is wrong...after all, it's already bad enough for him, right? I hate when I miss!!!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Swing And A Miss!
This morning, I had him pinned down. I removed the diaper from under his bum. I had the wipe in hand. I go in for the big swipe...and miss landing the side of my hand squarely against one still dirty ass cheek. He moved at the very last second...he's a freaking contortionist! It was horrible. I hate when that happens and just had to share b/c I know I'm not the only one. All you want to do is jump up and down, scream "ewwwww!," and submerge your hand in boiling water, but you can't. You must continue with the diaper change and act as if nothing is wrong...after all, it's already bad enough for him, right? I hate when I miss!!!
