Things I've discovered since becoming a Stay At Home Mom (SAHM)

1. The commercials are geared toward housewives and Mom's like they have no other interests but cleaning, food storage, baby food, wipes (for baby and house), yogurt, laundry detergent, plug-ins or any other kind of commercial for how your house smells, and handy gadgets introduced by that guy who yells on the Oxi-Clean commercials...yes, other companies have actually hired him...soooo annoying!
   
2. My neighborhood is so quiet during the day! We can actually walk down the street (not the sidewalk) and not worry about getting hit by a car.
   
3. I don't like housework, but I do it.
4. There are a lot of "judge" shows...are there really this many people suing each other?
5. My house makes weird noises on one side at random times during the day.
6. There's a guy down the street who leaves on his motorcycle every single day at 10:30 for something...do I really need to know that? Why do I know that???
7. It is so much more pleasant to go out when school is in session than when they're on vacation. There are so many more people! I don't even like people!
8. Not only does my husband count down how many hours it will be before he comes home, but so do I! He does it because he can't wait to see the babies and I do it because there will be someone else to help!
9. I'm addicted to Facebook.
10. Sometimes I don't know where the time goes. One minute, I'm waking up and taking a shower and then all of the sudden, it's time to go to bed! What did I do all day? If I really wrote it out, it's a lot, but at the end of the day, I can't remember a thing!